These are confusing times for the modern musician trying to proverbially “make it” – we are the blind pioneers, raised on the legends and myths of a dead era, lost and fumbling in the overwhelming potentiality of the Information Age. The god statues are crumbling, the rules are changing, and the only consolation we have left is our craft, our art – to arms, then, esteemed audience! Let us ride forth in these uncertain times for the music industry and rewrite the legends ourselves!

– observed at the second bathroom stall on the left at the Fancy Dishes Diner

Раком кому?! Эдипы акустически осы!

Did this nonsense stream of Russian gibberish bring you here?

Might as well stay for a minute – we haven’t seen you in a while. Were we making you uncomfortable? We thought we had progressed past that point in our relationship, but we admit that we might have been too touchy-feely. We will keep our respectful distance. Establishing the business bubble. Business only.