These are confusing times for the modern musician trying to proverbially “make it” – we are the blind pioneers, raised on the legends and myths of a dead era, lost and fumbling in the overwhelming potentiality of the Information Age. The god statues are crumbling, the rules are changing, and the only consolation we have left is our craft, our art – to arms, then, esteemed audience! Let us ride forth in these uncertain times for the music industry and rewrite the legends ourselves!

– observed at the second bathroom stall on the left at the Fancy Dishes Diner